Sunday, January 23, 2011

Dr. Diffy is in..

Don't eat, drink or buy anything unless you really think its worth it. That counts for sex too..
Don't get involved with a married person. Everyone involved will get hurt, besides it's really hard to find a payphone let alone one that works..
Don't drink & dial or text. Even though they may deserve it, you will wake up mortified..
My philosophy on  younger men is this...If you are young enough to have come out of me, you are not getting back in :)
If you commit a felony, make sure it's in Utah...they have sheets!!
Don't suffer fools unless they are really cute...

That's it for now. I hope you found my advice helpful..

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