On & on & on to the next one!

So I'm driving around with one of my buds & I asked her to make a call for me...I don't have a Blue Tooth...She starts looking at my contacts & turns to me & says "you have someone named Douche in your contacts!" I'm all "oh believe me there are a lot of D Bags in my contact list"...she's all "want me to delete him?" I'm all "yeah sure".. I memorized the #...she deletes it & it goes to the next contact. looks at me & says "please tell me Dick is short for Richard"....