You know that scene in Arthur when Dudley Moore breaks up with Liza Minnelli & her father is crying? That was my dad when he found out I was laid off...lol.. Being unemployed sucks. I have decisions to make every day. Like, do I even bother & send my resume? Do I wear the leopard pajama bottoms or the ones with monkeys? Is today a shower day?
When I lost my job I was bummed. I loved ,my co-workers, the owners, the breathtaking beauty of the roses & the winemakers.....
I would like to get back in the wine business but I have been thinking of other careers. I thought of working the cosmetic counter at Macy's...can't you see the matriarchs of Santa Maria with smokey as I like to call it Russian Prostitute eyes? No offense to any Russian prostitutes that may be reading this :)
A friend suggested becoming a 911 dispatcher...I'd be like "Holy S@#t are you KIDDING ME!" Oh yeah, sorry...um just stay in the closet K ?..CRAP!! oh no you'll be fine, I just got taco sauce on my pants..Do you think I should put cold water on it right away?"
Bye for now...time for me to start my day...BTW it's leopard
Lil
I love leopard.
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