Hot sauce?

Those of you who know me know this story..
 So I have this friend who is super cute & super fun....a free spirit who like a lot of people our is adjusting to being divorced etc..So, one night he calls & announces that he is on his way up to see me & William & help me with some stuff I need done around the house...it's like 10pm? So around 11pm he calls me from Jack in the box which is like a block away...I give him directions & ask him to bring me a taco...I wait & I wait until it's midnight.. I go outside, look down my driveway & across the street I see a sheriff & they have a truck pulled over...I walk up to them & their all "Mam can we help you?" I'm all "I'm waiting for a friend & he's super late"..Their all "what's his name?" I tell them & they say "he's under arrest for drunk driving"..I'm all "can' you just let him go & he can walk across the street to my house?" "no, Mam he's under arrest for drunk driving." "can I talk to him?"" no, Mam he's under arrest for drunk driving."
The next day I'm sitting in the Sheriff's station in my black sundress & strappy sandals, waiting for his release & thinking "god, I could use that taco right about now...