Dude, scoot over!

I was in Planned Parenthood once because I didn't have health insurance & I thought it would be cheaper, it wasn't...When I first went to make an appointment there was a man asleep on the lawn & I pretty much had to step over him to get to my BMW .Even though it was the standard exam all women get I was mortified by what may lie ahead for me. My good friend Lisa went with me & even took me out for a burger beforehand :) Picture this ...we are sitting in the waiting room, a room that that reminded me of the DMV  but with bullet proof glass & a TV. Lisa is sitting next to me with her really long legs stretched out before her, arms folded & watching the TV that is nailed to the wall. I am sitting there with my denim skirt, fake & bake tan filling out my info on a clipboard. As I sat  horrified because I almost put the pen in my mouth.,one of the women on TV announces "last night I accidentally slept with Sebastion!!"...Lisa looks at me & says "OMG..who sleeps with someone "accidentally?!!"...I'm like "I dunno, most of the people in this room?"