Falls down the stairs stone cold sober on a first date in front of Jamba Juice at noon...
Had a bikini wax that made her look like Hitler..
Almost broke her nose jogging...
Almost broke her nose playing tennis..
Knows for a fact that deviated septum does not grant you a nose job..
Had a pigeon land on head while walking the dog with her sister..
Was standing outside a bar texting when a guy came up to her & said "Your much thinner in person then your MATCH.com photo"..
Drove through a chain at work in her BMW 330i in front of like 100 people..
Thinks Titanic is a lame movie & thinks it's BS that the old lady threw the diamond in the ocean..
Likes her men like her brownies, blond & not too gooey..not too nutty either...
Is not bipolar or crazy, she knows this because she has asked...
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