My luck with men is so bad Andrew Luster wouldn't buy me a drink...
My luck with men is so bad I got dumped an alleged drug trafficker & Daniel Boone in the same month...
When my ex BF picked my son up from school, one of his friends asked "who's the homeless guy?"
My butt is so small if I didn't have boobs I could slide under the door...
My Doctor's actually look forward to seeing me...I'm "easy money" & I make them laugh & I have never been found naked & hiding in a bush...sobbing...lately..jk
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