Where is that corkscrew!!

You know how they talk about the power of suggestion? Vision boards all that stuff? Some people have gone as far as saying once they hung pictures of happy couples they found their soul mate. I looked around the 800 square foot laundry hamper...I have a vintage Fiesta poster which is two people dancing but they look like brother & sister.The rest of my objet d' art consists of  the Virgin Mary, botanical  pictures, crosses, & Victorian women. Oh I do have a picture of Thomas More & his wife....she is saying goodbye to him before he goes to the Tower of London  prior to his execution... If I don't change my decor, I am going to be a tango dancing nun that likes to garden...